Let’s get down to the gritty. I’m Chink-onese,
People seem to like me - that’s ’cause I aim to please.
It helps that I’m a tech, fixing everybody’s PCs,
Killing all the viruses, hooking up the DCs.
I like all the girlies and they like me,
‘Cause when you’re with a chink, you’re eating chicken balls for free.
Okay, joking aside, I’m a fake-self-racist Chinese guy living in Thompson, Manitoba. I fix computers for everybody, and I seem to be a personal tech for my friends (and their friends, sometimes). I’m just wondering why all the hot chicks don’t have computers (that’s like asking if Chinese girls have tits). Okay, seriously, I have to stop before I get myself in trouble again (again?!).
Okay, need to say something nice or else I might offend somebody again. Uhh… I believe in stopping global warming. To all you doubters out there - it’s very real, and it’s happening now. Three words that should have been imprinted in your head years ago - reduce, reuse, recycle.
Reduce. If you can reduce your use of energy needs, do it! Take shorter baths, set a maximum temperature for your water heater, use fluorescent lights, and turn electronics and appliances off when you’re done with them!
Reuse. Got a bunch of Pepsi cans? Make a wall of Pepsi cans in your room! Have plastic bags floating around the house? Reuse them again by taking them downtown when shopping! Old magazines piling up in a corner? Donate them to hospitals, restaurants, or used bookstores! Threw up in the toilet from overdrinking last night? Scoop it out and feed the lawn (or your dog). Okay, I was kidding about that one, only extremists should take that one seriously. :P
Recycle. This is such an easy thing to do. Paper cups, magazines, receipts, and even the cardboard in blister packs - you’ll be surprised at how much you can actually recycle! Don’t just stop at your soda cans, recycle glass and some plastics! Let’s make our local landfills almost non-existent!
So there you have it. I fix people’s computers and then convince them to recycle it. That’s me in a nutshell (actually, me in a nutshell would involve a lot of claustrophobic screaming, but you already knew that).
